What you need to know

We are formally T-minus 2 days from Game of Thrones season eight carry off and after virtually two years of silence from the land of Westeros, final seasons particulars could have gotten hazy.

If you need to sustain with the military of the useless you’ll need to look alive as a result of there are a number of key factors you’re going to have to keep in mind.

The massive questions we need to handle: Whose pregnant, whose useless, and whose banging?

No it’s not your highschool reunion it’s your Game of Thrones recap and maintain on to your you dragons as a result of we’re diving straight in.

In the North

#newride #southsidewecomingforya #comingincold Photo: HBO

Wayyyy up north however not far sufficient the Night King is pimping his new trip the ice dragon with an enormous parade headed for the sunny South.

Him and roughly 100 thousand strolling ice mummies have simply busted via The Wall en route, and the entire of Westeros and its related fandom dirty their collective pants as a result of oh my expensive God we’re doomed.

Also within the North the Starks are busy being chilly and frightened however steely eyed as they’re wont.

Bran’s a bit moody; because the Three-Eyed-Raven he’s bought to stability all these mystical powers and sport altering insights and it’s taken a toll on his social life.

Meanwhile Sansa and Arya are holding down the fort at Winterfell and slaying slime-balls (#sistersaredoingitforthemselves) whereas they await John and Dany to present up and save the day.

Sansa’s been wanting very regal and chilly since they banded collectively to kill Lord Baylish aka Littlefinger aka the greasiest man in all of the seven kingdoms, and Arya’s added to her trunk stuffed with creepy masks, promising  some enjoyable dress-ups to come.

The Stark sisters are having a second. Photo: HBO

In Transit

The solely potential treatment to this zombie-army-sized downside within the North – John, Daenerys and their merry males – are on their approach to bust up this ice celebration with some good quaint fireplace.

As it stands John and Dany have on their aspect: two dragons, the straggling Northern armies who’re loyal to John, the Unsullied, the Second Sons and the majority of the Dothraki.

In the miscellaneous part sit Gendry of Melisandre hook-up fame, Varys, Onion Knight and Tyrion.

I like to consider these 4 as a 90’s boyband as a result of none of them ever die, and so they’re continuously making a come again.

I hope. #saveTyrion.

Team Dany. Photo: HBO

Any-who, some potential drama on the horizon as a result of the Northerners are ready for John to get again with the dragon glass and a dwell military to cease the useless military, however John’s bent the knee to Daenerys (get your thoughts out of the gutter. Now put it straight again as a result of yup, that occurred, and we’ll come again to it).

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It’s going to stuff up the entire arduous gained loyalty line and so they’re all going to be pissed.

Also in transit is Euron Greyjoy who has the hots for Cersei.

Unbeknownst to him, he’s being tailed by nephew Theon who’s commandeered a rowboat in a bid to rescue his sister Yara who’s in chains and bless his coronary heart he’s making an attempt.

Euron’s off to get his girlfriend some Golden Company mercenaries to battle John and Dany as a result of she’s planning on reneging on their truce.

Quick refresher: John and Dany virtually died getting a wight to Kings Landing to show to everybody the White Walkers are actual and so they need to cease with the in-fighting and defeat their widespread enemy.

Everyone freaked out, after which went: “Ok good point, truce”.

Unfortunately Cersei is now like: “Just joking #lol I’m Queen, truce off”.

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In the South

Jamie L has lastly realised his sister/lover is nuts, and he’s working for the hills. Or the North, whichever is additional.

Cersei principally instructed her brother/lover that she’s pregnant in a #siblingsaredoingitforthemselves second, and spilt the beans about breaking the truce.

Jamie’s like, ‘we will literally all die if you do that’ and Cersei get this creepy ‘I’m going mad’ flicker in her eye.

He seems to nope out of there arduous, in a shattering of sibling ties.

So Cersei, future ‘baby’, Ser Gregor, creepy Qyburn and the ghosts of her now-dead household sit round ready for Euron to get again, and it’s a reasonably bizarre celebration.

Jamie has ditched Cersei. Photo: HBO

In the breaking information

So whereas all this has been happening Sam’s spent the higher a part of the collection within the library-  the place I spent the higher a part of my major college lunch hours.

Sam is the actual hero of Westeros. Photo: HBO

Sam’s been offering each comedian aid and a very powerful reveals of your complete collection.

Thank you Sam, library youngsters rule the world.

Anyway, Sam found out that solely Valyrian metal, dragon glass, or dragon fireplace will kill the useless military, so John ducked off to pay Daenerys a go to as a result of she’s bought all three.

John meets her and is like ‘hmm I dig it’ and she or he’s like ‘cool so do I’, and we’re all like YASS, till we’re like NOOO.

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In the closing moments of final season Sam unravelled the mysteries of John’s lineage and discovers that our favorite ‘bastard’ is in reality not a bastard- he’s the son of Ed Stark’s sister Lyanna and Rhaegar Targaryen.

This means he’s each Dany’s nephew and an inheritor to the Iron Throne.

HUGE information.

Dampening the temper barely is the truth that we discover this out within the midst of a highly-anticipated steamy love scene between stated aunty and nephew.

Not feeling the incest angle. Photo: HBO

So that pairing has taken on a complete Lannister nephew/lover vibe that we’re probably not right here for, and everybody’s fairly uncomfortable.

And that’s the lengthy and in need of it.

To summarise:

Night king- Brand new scary ice dragon.

Wall: Gone.

John: New rightful inheritor and nephew/lover.

Dany: May have to rethink her declare and aunty/lover.

Sansa: Ice queen.

Arya: Many confronted murderer.

Bran: Having a second.

Lannisters: Sibling/lovers on the rocks, maybe-pregnant and undoubtedly loopy.

Greyjoys: Out on the ocean doing who is aware of what.

Gendry, Varys, Onion Knight and Tyrion: boy band who by no means die.

See you on Monday.

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