# The Math Equation That Tried to Stump the Internet

[This math downside isn’t the first time the web has stood divided. Remember Yanny and Laurel? How about the colour of this costume?]

Now notice, following Aunt Sally is only a matter of conference. In that sense, PEMDAS is bigoted. Furthermore, in my expertise as a mathematician, expressions like eight÷2×four look absurdly contrived. No skilled mathematician would ever write one thing so clearly ambiguous. We would insert parentheses to point out our which means and to sign whether or not the division needs to be carried out first, or the multiplication.

The final time this got here up on Twitter, I reacted with indignation: It appeared ridiculous that we spend a lot time in our high-school curriculum on such sophistry. But now, having been enlightened by a few of my computer-oriented pals on Twitter, I’ve come to respect that conventions are necessary, and lives can rely on them. We know this at any time when we take to the freeway. If everybody else is driving on the proper aspect of the highway (as in the U.S.), you’ll be smart to comply with swimsuit. The similar goes if everybody else is driving on the left, as in the United Kingdom. It doesn’t matter which conference is adopted, so long as everybody follows it.

Likewise, it’s important that everybody writing software program for computer systems, spreadsheets and calculators is aware of the guidelines for the order of operations and follows them. For the remainder of us, the intricacies of PEMDAS are much less necessary than the bigger lesson that conventions have their place. They are the double-yellow line down the middle of the highway — an never-ending equals signal — and a joint settlement to perceive each other, work collectively, and keep away from colliding head-on. Ultimately, eight ÷ 2(2+2) is much less an announcement than a brickbat; it’s like writing the phrase “Eats shoots and leaves” and concluding that language is capricious. Well, sure, in the absence of punctuation, it’s; that’s why we invented the stuff.

So on behalf of all math academics, please excuse us for drilling your youthful selves on this tedium. My daughters spent weeks on it every faculty yr for a number of years of their schooling, as if coaching to change into automatons. No marvel so many college students come to see math as an inhuman, meaningless assortment of arbitrary guidelines and procedures. Clearly, if this newest bout of confusion on the web is any indication, many college students are failing to soak up the deeper, important lesson. Perhaps it’s time to cease excusing expensive Aunt Sally and as an alternative embrace her.

Better nonetheless could be to educate everybody how to write unambiguous math expressions, after which all of this may go away. For these college students destined to change into software program designers, writing code that may deal with ambiguous expressions reliably at any time when they come up, by all means exhume Aunt Sally from her crypt. For everybody else, let’s spend extra time educating our college students the extra lovely, fascinating and uplifting elements of arithmetic. Our marvelous topic deserves higher.

Steven Strogatz is a professor of arithmetic at Cornell and the creator of “Infinite Powers: How Calculus Reveals the Secrets of the Universe.”